The Nordic open is here, and the Academy has already infiltratet ground behind enemy lines. From tonight, at midnight you can also follow the action from your new mookmark, http://www.jedireport.com, which by then is officially opened
Dear ladies and gentlemen, allies and enemies. As the result of disturbing information come to our attention from our first hand snitches in the Danish BG federation, we have to inform you some distressing news. Based on solid evidence of distribution of the black book of Shaab, the bible of all evil, and wide tract use of unbalanced dices on Danish territory..., the Academy sees it upon its universal duty to intervene. As you already know, we are the chosen ones to bring balance to the dice. The latest development in Denmark is to put it mildly worrying, and we can assure you that we take our responsibility as gatekeepers of the force very seriously. It is obvious that Denmark needs a change of regime. | Academy picture 2004: The A51 brigade (Geir Pedersen, Ebru Tüzel, Jon.K Røyseth) |  | Preparations for our invasion are already in motion as we speak, and live pictures from the development can be viewed on Jedireport.com which is now officially opened. The Academy’s elite unit, the legendary A51 brigade consisting of the Jedi himself, his fiancé Ebru Tuzel and world champion Jon. K. Røyseth has already infiltrated positions in the heart of Copenhagen. A sufficient Anti-Shaab system has been installed, the Bonding deflectors are in place, and Dice Force 1 is constantly airborne surveying enemy atmosphere for neural counterattacks. Any attempt on resistance is useless. We expect the Academy takeover to proceed smoothly. Any member of the Academy should at any time be treated as JIP`s. To avoid any misunderstandings on this issue, this means treated with a divine respect and free drinks. If any conflict or resistance occurs you will be treated as forces of darkness. We do not accept any jokers against Academy players and any attempt of priming will be severely punished. As we are your best friend in peace ditto your worst enemy in war, we show no mercy, and we do not! Under any circumstances save the Trabis! As we are gentlemen and not butchers we give a 7 days notice, so the Danish retreat can be performed without panic and disturbance. The Academy has landed...We leave no blots behind! This is indeed your most desperate hour....
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